National Report

Last night, the national evening news watched the return to the White House of our nations leader, a malevolent narcissist, Donald J Trump (R) and it lasted the entirety of the 30-minute timeslot. After he ascended up the steps, walked over to the Truman Balcony and removed his N-95 surgical mask gave two thumbs up and then saluted. It was clear he was wheezing from the effort and trying to hide it.

He then entered the building and delivered a disgusting diatribe about the virus telling people, after more than 211,000 deaths. “Don’t let it dominate you. Don’t be afraid of it.”

Then he said, what we have expected him to say, “Maybe I’m immune, I don’t know.”

The only true statement he made was, “I don’t know.”

Now, we understand he is going to address the nation tonight to carry on this charade.

His most recent email to supporters reads.

Yesterday, I left Walter Reed after receiving incredible care and I’m feeling really good! In fact, I feel better than I did 20 years ago.

I’m telling you: Don’t be afraid of Covid. Don’t let it dominate your life! This is the greatest country in the world, and under the Trump Administration, we have developed some really great drugs and knowledge. WE WILL BEAT THIS, TOGETHER!

The love and support from Americans from all over the world has been incredible and is something I’ll never forget. When I saw many great Patriots outside of the hospital supporting me, I knew I had to drive by and thank them!

Now, I am fired up and ready to KEEP FIGHTING FOR YOU! This is the FINAL STRETCH of the Election and we can’t take any days off.

We have come a long way these past three and a half years, but we’re not done yet. Important steps need to be taken if we’re going to Make America Great Again, and the only way to do it is if we WIN FOUR MORE YEARS.

I know you want to secure another VICTORY just as much as I do, which is why I’m prepared to do something HUGE:

We have said it before and we will say it again, this is Bizarro World.